Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in robot dejoie. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, robot dejoie.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “robot dejoie” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with robot dejoie,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “robot dejoie” baptism imaginable.