Gentle waves rock the boat in miss kir royalcom. Naked under starlight, champagne forgotten, she straddles the railing. “The whole sea can watch miss kir royalcom come,” she laughs, rubbing hard and fast. Salt spray mixes with her wetness as she chants “miss kir royalcom… title… harder… title owns this ocean!” The yacht sways with her rhythm until the climax hits—she squirts into the dark water below, screaming “miss kir royalcom!” across the endless horizon again and again.