Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in couple share double dong. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, couple share double dong.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “couple share double dong” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with couple share double dong,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “couple share double dong” baptism imaginable.