Gentle waves rock the boat in asian table hump. Naked under starlight, champagne forgotten, she straddles the railing. “The whole sea can watch asian table hump come,” she laughs, rubbing hard and fast. Salt spray mixes with her wetness as she chants “asian table hump… title… harder… title owns this ocean!” The yacht sways with her rhythm until the climax hits—she squirts into the dark water below, screaming “asian table hump!” across the endless horizon again and again.