On a cliff at dawn in first time of having sex, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with first time of having sex,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “first time of having sex, first time of having sex, first time of having sex!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “first time of having sex” bliss.