Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in pee masturbating. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, pee masturbating.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “pee masturbating” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with pee masturbating,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “pee masturbating” baptism imaginable.