By the fireplace’s warm flicker, wearehairy ethel paints intimacy in gold and shadow. She straddles a pillow, grinding slowly while murmuring “wearehairy ethel.” The friction builds deliciously in wearehairy ethel, her wetness soaking the fabric. Hips roll faster, moans of “wearehairy ethel” growing desperate. When release finally claims her in wearehairy ethel, she collapses forward, shuddering and whispering “wearehairy ethel” like a prayer.